EeOneGuy Adventure reviews

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A Miserable Parasha, blinded by the 12-year-old mind by the subscriber of Ivangey for one evening. If in short about the game, it is not a platformer in which we play for the Ursrinsky ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ blogger of the "Ivangaya". The Gameplay is no more, try to reach the end Violently jerking off the English letter R on the keyboard. Another Turkey from Greenlaita (SHB he Died). Fu, Fu.
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Product received for free Let's say you liked the video blog, which here acts as the main character (if so, I immediately hate you), and you decided to buy a pixel misunderstanding. I will Say at once that I appreciate the game is not for graphics and love to play classic with NES, Sega Mega Drive, SNES. But This game looks just disgusting, as if it was painted by a first-grader in Peinte. Even If I remove my hatred for Ivan, the game lacks the atmosphere and the plot as such. The Only thing in it is the cards. But even their paltry cost of 50 kopecks can not compensate for the moral damage that desecrates all the programmers and the service Steam. Even The fact that I got it for free does not justify it in any way. 0.5 ruble per card/10
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Game Description: "Hardcore" platformer from the domestic "developer". The Game immediately meets us with two buttons-new game and exit. Logic prompted to click on the second button, but Curiosity took the upper hand... In Management We are given a man who is able to jump and run and we begin to use his skills to the fullest. The Levels are built so that the player dies at every step and there are no saves and after each death we get to the beginning and start the way anew. Hardcore-You say? Haltura-I will answer. There would be a game in two minutes and everything would be a return. And so many hours of passage... If you consider the game itself-there are no settings, full-screen mode can not be enabled, the soundtrack is miserable, save no, achki broken, graphic design is not. There are no Pluses... And that's what developers can praise? They are stupid to call the game in honor of a famous blogger on which his little hand is teasing millions of girls around the runet... Only The guys do not care about it, and girls are available in the steam in such slag do not play... Free advice to the developer-replace the main character on the girl, and instead of thorns put the... And name the game-Shurigina Adventure... Sales secured. Rating: 1/10 post-match: If you liked this review welcome to the group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer-here you can see the recommended games, other reviews, as well as just chat in good company.
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