Eggs

'Eggs' (or 'The Trials and Tribulations of Life Below the Poverty Line') is a high-score-chasing egg-catching thrill ride about broccoli, glued together by Sam Mortimer. You'll love it!

"Majestical, magical, simply brilliant. a post modern classic."
- Cj Vice

"Eggs, you can fry them and cook them, but you can never crush their souls (this is does not include the event when a egg is smashed and there souls are crushed)."
- Kieran K.

MORE EROTIC FICTION:
sammakesthings.blogspot.co.uk/p/games.html
mortimer.itch.io/