EGO JOE THE IDIOT MALL COP

Joe is your average everyday mall cop, he had serious aspirations of being a police officer, luckily the police 
department are not in the practice of handing out firearms to people with less IQ than it takes to make a cheese
sandwich.. unfortunately.. the local mall DO have this policy. Our Hero joe has been thrown into the middle of a
full on terror attack, the terrorist from HI SIS! are determined to destroy HIS SHOPS!!! Lets hope Joe keeps a level
head and not let his massive ego get the better of him... its unlikely.. but hey.. this is (somewhere similar to AMERICA
but obviously NOT AMERICA).