Escape The Island reviews

This Review is presented as a short description of the game with the enclosed joke. A Lot of writing about these games is pointless, and you can even smile About the game: Fun simulator walking. We hit a deserted islet, we have a boat next to us, and we have to get off the island. How to do it? No One knows. Even the developer... You can run, swim, bask in a boat with one paddle, get stuck in the textures, raise the moon, shine a flashlight, turn off the game. Anecdote: The Doctor said: "Fima, the good news is that I can rid you of your headaches. The Bad news is that it will require castration. You Have a very rare condition, because of which your balls are pressed on the lower spine, and this pressure causes you a terrible headache. The Only way to reduce this pressure is to remove the eggs. " Fima was desperate. He even wanted to live. But There was no choice, and he agreed to go under the knife. When He left the hospital for the first time in 20 years, he did not lose a headache, but he did not leave regret about the lost part of himself. But then he decided to start a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "Why not buy me a new suit?" He entered the store and told the seller: "I need a suit." The old salesman was dying with a quick glance and said, "So... Growth 44 ". Fima laughed: "Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business." Fima tried a suit, he was fit. While Fima was admiring himself in the mirror, the salesman asked: "What about the new shirt?" Fima thought and agreed. The Salesman glanced at Fima and said, "So. 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck. " Again, Fima was surprised. "Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business." Fima tried a shirt, and she sat magnificently. When Fima corrected the collar in front of the mirror, the seller asked: "Maybe you need new shoes?" Fima liked this idea. The Seller glanced at Fima and said, "So... 9 – 1/2 E ". Fima was shocked. "Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business." Fima tried boots, and they approached him. Fima walked around the store, and the salesman asked, "What about underwear?" Fima thought and agreed. The Salesman took a step back, and he said, "So... Size 36 ". Fima was laughing. "Ha-ha! I caught you! I've been wearing 34th for eighteen years! " The Salesman shook his head: "You can't wear 34th. 34th the size of underwear will crush your eggs to the lower spine, and you'll have a terrible headache." Afternews: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer/discussions/3/1368380934274288584/-Here you can see other reviews-jokes.