Evil Ka-Needle

You play as sword fish capable or detaching and launching it's body parts by manipulating blood temperature, 

Like all other sword fish, you despise bubbles, so much so that you vow your entire existence towards their demise. You set on a journey none have dared travel...  to end the wicked reign of the bubbles.

joined by a narrator who is a  literal wall of text, spouting comedic remarks and antics.

 Enjoy this game at the expense of my mental and physics health :D