Fernie For CEO - Clean Slate's DEMO

What would happen if your kitchen equipment could talk?
Would you befriend them?  Or even... fall in love? Please, don't. 

Fernie for CEO is a DEMO version of a game called "Clean Slate - the kitchen equipment dating sim".  In this demo, you can date a fork named Fernando or a spoon -Skye. Also, if your gameplay is oddly specific, you can unlock a hidden ending with Patrick the Pan. 

Why does this game exist?
Let's say I was being lazy and instead of washing the dishes, I decided to make a game where you can date them. Yeah.