Financial Irresponsibility Simulator

A dumb game created for Ludum Dare 48.

You've found the Master Card, a credit card with no limit. It can make your purchasing power, and debt, unstoppable. Can you purchase more than anyone has ever purchased before?

Make sure to read all the text.

Controls:

Spacebar - to buy things until that store runs out,

Click - shoot your credit cards at the mall cops trying to stop you.