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Microsoft from French
Microsoft from French
Is the Sun coming up too early? It's time to calm him down! Embark on an adventure to cut the s... No, it's just too dumb as a game... But don't do it like me, don't judge it too fast. It's so dumb that we've got a good time. And given the price... Often at-90% during sales.
You play as a chicken... Sisi ^^ your mission? Destroy the Sun! Sisi ^^ and if you neither you do not like the Vikings...... of space...... who like to collect underwear...
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Microsoft from Spain
Microsoft from Spain
After reading a bizarre story, know my tastes for the platforms and observe the aesthetics of shadows that could fail?. Perhaps some pixelated graphics that do not support screen resolutions higher than that of a flash game, a very awkward handling to produce some fun and a driver support non-existent. Relatively not cost me money which is a relief.
Special critics Prize for developers who have obviously not been helped by their parents.
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Microsoft from Deutsch
Microsoft from Deutsch
★ ★-2/5 I received it as a gift when it was on Offer for less than €1.
Had I Spent £4.99on on it, I would have fretted.
Technically, the Game is ok, the minimalist Graphics are certainly so wanted, but I just didn't have a Fun game, which was certainly also due to the boring Soundtrack.
I get it gift, as it was for less than €1 on offer.
Had I spent on € 4.99 I would have annoyed me.
Technically the game is ok, the minimalist artwork is sure done by design, but it came no fun to play, which surely also located on the boring soundtrack.
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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
"I hate milk" Fowl Space is a humorous indie platformer about a heroic rooster who went on a cosmic journey to destroy the hated Sun. Arriving there, he learns that the Sun is actually a hidden space headquarters of the Viking's underwear obsessed, which, besides, the big fans of fried chickens. For the massacre of enemies at his disposal will be 5 insane weapons, among which exploding kittens and white slime of unknown origin.
I can not play it, too strong for me game: SS, the enemy will not wish it 1/5 addiction in its purest form.
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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
You should go, rooster.
Plot: The Rooster is tired of kukrevat early in the morning and decided to destroy the Sun, which turned out to be a giant pakmenom and devoured the protagonist. As a result, we are supposed to fight the Vikings inside and still, probably, with someone later, but I did not have enough patience to know.
Gameplay: The game Itself is a dull two-dimensional shot of a Spermo-cannon on the Vikings. (There are other Guns, but I only managed to try the flamethrower until I turned off the game with screams "FU ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥! No time for this ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ") Locations are monotonous, enemies too, music from the depths of hell, where is the place for developers who have made this game paid.
The Bottom line: Despite the obvious attempts to joke, the game definitely did not shoot and, in addition to the fact that spent my nerves, time and money, forced to fork in the booze to forget the nightmare seen.