Gabe Newell Simulator 2.0 reviews

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Early Access Review So the Game is not only early access, but very VERY early access. + Pros GabeN'S Posterior Steam Collection cards-Con's Controls: Totally spongy in motion, you often get stuck somewhere, can't jump or run. In Full Screen Mode, you can see the Cursor all the Time. It is impossible to think of Aiming: Crosshairs on your Head and you sometimes still hit zero. Interacting With Objects is virtually impossible, because there are no Objects to Interact with other Than Weapons. Maybe it was also because of the spongy controls that it didn't work out with me. I haven't spotted any Ammunition to Reload yet. Sense? OK, I walk through Rooms, somehow look for the Exit to the next Lvl and kill Monsters, but something like Quests or Communication with NPCs would be just nice. So there is still a lot of work to be done before this Game is really recommended. For Collectors or Sellers of the Trading Cards, however, interesting.
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Early Access Review Oh gott where should I just start ... Let's start with the very pretty Graphics. As we all see, it uses the latest Fox Engine. Not even Metal Gear Solid V can keep up. Then there is the excellent Control. It is just divine and totally simple. The Story: It's simple. Amit Announced HF3, the Fans are out of the House and the other Developers are tearing up and storming the Valve-HQ to prevent the Game from ever getting out. The Story is very real, especially since Gabe and a funny Wax figure are the only Human Persons in THE HQ. All The Burglars are Monsters from the RF Universe. By the way, this is what the Employees of EA, Ubisoft and Co. look like in real. You hit your mind with Weapons that just lie around on Tables ...???? It is not clear to me what Gifts are trying to do. The Graphic: I don't have to say Anything about that, do I? The Pictures describe them very well. The Controls: Worse than bad. You only use the Keys WASD, 1, E, right and left Mouse button and that's actually. Sounds simple, but is just the Opposite. Sometimes when Aiming, the Crosshairs don't appear at all, making it impossible to kill the Enemies. In the case of Full Screen, the Cursor does not disappear. The Game has countless Bugs. In those 0.3 Hours, the Game crashed a few times at the Intro. As mentioned earlier, it becomes agony when the Crosshairs disappear. The Map just disappears and you just run on nothing. It happened to me often that I couldn't pause the Game. Verdict: The Game doesn't actually have any Pros except that you play GabeN. How can such a game create a Game through Greenlight? This is one of those Games that will never leave the EA. This Game is really only suitable for those who would kill themselves without GabeN.
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