Gary Lunchbreak's Poser Meltdown

You play the role of Gary Lunchbreak, an office worker who's usual routine takes an unexpected turn for the worse, resulting in panic and confusion...

A retro text adventure modernized with current humor to create a short but sweet way to pass the time.

Please note that the language, ideas, views, plot, dialog, everything, just EVERYTHING about this game is unsuitable for children. I would rate it a 15.

This game is currently in the BETA testing stage and any input and advice would be greatly appreciated.

I am unsure whether or not this game works on Mac or Linux so please tell me if you know.