Gluten Free McGee

Controls: Arrow Keys to move. Space Bar to dash (you're gonna wanna use this buddy).

You are Gluten Free McGee, a young, overweight, gluten intolerant boy (yikes). You wake up in hell where some of your favorite pre gluten-allergen diagnosis foods are falling from the freaking sky! You must survive as long as you can with the 5 points of health the programmer of this cruel simulation has provided you with. Good luck lol.

Bread: A staple in the diet of a normal gluten enjoyer. These babies come down at a respectable speed, not too fast and not too slow. They'll run you 1 point of damage if you're bad enough to not dodge them.

Croissant: Delicious with butter. These bad boys come in hot and hard (oh yeah) and deal 1 point of damage to your little noggin.

Donut: Comes with sprinkles. Now these delicious breakfast pastries will be coming down slooooow. BUT, if you suck so bad that you manage to get hit in your stupid face by a pink donut you're health is going down by 2 points. So don't suck.

Thanks for playing my stupid game!