GO AWAY, THERE'S KUMIS OVER THERE! reviews

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Microsoft from Russian
The Game gives you the opportunity to feel like a true steppe Kazakh, who drinks kumys every day before bedtime. To start playing you will need to include the anthem of the Republic of Kazakhstan and get rid of epilepsy (because it is a game of hell for him). Play this Game the first 10 minutes you will grow a mustache and instead of your swallow appear donkey and you will have a furious desire to eat Besparmak, then you make yourself Tatukha Nazarbayev on his chest and still learn the Anthem Of the Republic of Kazakhstan. If you play it another 1 hour you Immigrate to the Kazakh steppes and you will have protection from departisanship back to your Homeland. And If you will be delayed for another 2 hours you will have the ability by force of thought to milking the horse and cook besshparmak at the invective level and you will know ZEN Kazakh. Sponsor review-A man who is steep as Han Solo and Majestic as Petro Poroshenko Paladin/b/tdius
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Microsoft from French
📌 [evaluation] 📌 🌅 graphics: ☑ to rip your eyes ☐ very bad ☐ bad ☐ correct ☐ good ☐ very good ☐ excellent 💡 gameplay: ☐ unbearable ☑ bad ☐ annoying ☐ can pass the time ☐ rather taking ☐ very fun ☐ incredibly fun 💶 report Quality/price: ☑ even paid I would not play ☐ too expensive for what it is ☐ wait for a promotion ☐ affordable ☐ cheap ☐ at this price it is given 💻 PC configuration recommended: ☑ your grandparents ' computer ☐ entry-level ☐ mid-range ☐ high-end ☐ A NASA PC 📌 [CONCLUSION] 📌 📝 overall rating: 01/10-horrible. 💬 end Word: a game that only takes place for its successes, which fill the steam profiles from time to times, this is its only utility since it offers no gameplay and will have better to exist in the form of Flash game in the depths of the I nternet.
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The new eye cancer simulator 2k16 Seriously, I already play Rhtymus games, which are fast but that, worried my Eyes ' double kill! I did it, but from the Speed you get really Headache ... No Idea who, but on an open, one of the Developers is waiting for that to burst your Eyes while playing. Real sick, what fetishes some People have. But this Game also has positive sides! (Apart from my burst eyes and my right Brain Hemisphere on the Ground) ~ PRO-Fun-Even after Achieving all Achievements still a Genre of Gameplay (Just for the Eyes not!)-I really like the retro design-War very much Cheap, but its Price every Penny worth Contra-I have apparently already clearly emphasized that, my Eyes have suicidal thoughts, regarding the quick pictures, right? -Too little variety ... (From time to time Other Objects for Collecting, other Music and other Backgrounds really couldn't hurt the Game. Conclusion If you like something like that and sometimes have 99cent left, reach out. But If you get a Headache from fast Pictures, you should leave your Fingers off the Game. R.I.P My eye's ...