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Goat Life

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Goat Life is an unusual 2D platformer with elements of survival in which you have to go through a variety of levels for a goat. The goat loves to eat cabbage from farm beds, this led to the fact that farmers placed traps in all fields and now the goat needs to be careful. Your main task in this game is to collect certain items on the level and avoid contact with the traps. After you collect all the items on the level, the door to the goat's house opens, passing in which you go to the next level. Be careful, because the goat has only one attempt to pass the level.
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Vyacheslav Shilikhin
Vyacheslav Shilikhin
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Not rated

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows XP\Vista\7\8\10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 200MB
  • DirectX: Version 5.2
  • OS: Windows XP\Vista\7\8\10
  • Processor: Intel Core i9
  • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 500MB
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
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Last Modified: Aug 28, 2019

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Microsoft from Russian
Product received for free Is not recommended! Two and a half dollor for this?? You all right there? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ e? Good game I got for free and having gone through the whole game I saw a bunch of bugs, Cacyks, etc.
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Microsoft from Deutsch
Product received for free It's a ♥♥♥♥ing addicting and good game. Almost killed my brother because of it, because it so hard. I wish will be new levels! Only recommendable for people with much stamina
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Microsoft from Russian
Product received for free Chic simulator goat who is fighting with pumpkins for cabbage. And There is a chic graphics, no RDR2 and Battelfield V can not be compared with this masterpiece. 23 Burnt cabbage from 100 goats.
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Microsoft from Russian
Readers and prospective buyers, greetings to you! Completed the passage of Goat Life. It was too easy and the game finished in about 5 minutes. Again, we are waiting for the template of the author with a new hero, but at least jumps a goat as it should, what we write in addition to the disgusting game. And about cons All my readers already know. There are no Music and sounds, levels with terrible design and self-copying, no plot and logic in the happening, a small number of levels and no incentive to passage. Most amused by the price of these games, because even for free few people would be at least part of the range. Friends, take care of nerves, spit in the face of such developers.
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Microsoft from Russian
Description: Trech platformer about a goat. The Game is made by a template, which made hundreds of games, and the developer himself released them already a dozen. This Is the last released game at the moment from this razraba. What is it remarkable? Almost All games say that there are collectible cards, but they are not. In all games where there are acachivki, there are non-working achievements. One game has not started at all. All games are crooked and not responsive control. So What can this game boast? How has the developer evolved after so many games released? He... Fixed the jumps... Oh, man, it's all!!! It's all the same kind of treche as before. I played the game in less than 10 minutes, and well not in time the case, but in the fact that it is just a copy of the same game dozens of times. I and another passed in 10 minutes, but there was a square in another place and jumped someone else... I Hope that this developer will not release anything on Steam, and even more hope that it is drunk from the Stima. The game Itself is the best of all its platformers. But the crap is on its own. Rating: 3/10 post-match: If you liked this review welcome to the group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer-here you can see the recommended games, other reviews, as well as just chat in good company.
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