Goat Simulator achievements

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Find all the blocks

Unlock the jousting mutator

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Finish all manual quests

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Become the Queen of GoatVille

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

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Give Steve Works the apples