Golf On Mars

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The year is 2866. The planet Mars is 35% terraformed, finally enough to allow the playing of the game of.. Golf!

Golf across an infinite* rocky Martian surface. Discover golfing obstacles that make us Earthlings gasp in awe!

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*Infinity is impossible to represent on any non-quantum computer. In actuality there are roughly 25,770,000,000 golf holes in this game.

In 2020, NASA will launch the Perseverance rover to search for life and golf on Mars. The journey there will take 200 days,
If you were to play one hole of Golf On Mars every 30 seconds during that journey, you would only be able to complete 0.002% of the game (576000 holes).

If you were a paleolithic hunter-gatherer gazing up at the Red planet one night during your traversal of the ice bridge connecting Russia to Alaska
at the last glacial maximum 24515 years ago and a time traveler brought an iPhone for you and your tribe to ritually play a hole of Golf On Mars every 30 seconds,
it would take until the present day to complete all the holes.

But this is not a realistic simulation.

For example, if the ball is 16 pixels wide on your screen then the typical hole will be 1200 pixels away.
Scaling this to the size of a real ball (1.68 inches), it's as if the hole is only 3.5 yards away!

A realistic 18 hole golf course where the fairways are 3.5 yards away would only require about 1300 square feet of land.
However, gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth's gravity, so you could hit a ball 7 times farther, or roughly 1400 yards for a good player.
This 18 hole course then needs to be to 64000 square feet. You could cover the entire surface of Mars with 241 billion of these golf courses.

Therefore, you could easily fit all the holes in Golf On Mars on the surface of Mars.

Mars is par 3, so aim to finish in under 77 billion strokes.
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Captain Games
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Captain Games
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System requirements for iOS

iPhone 6s Plus, iPad Mini Retina Cellular, iPhone 7, iPhone X R, iPad Pro Second Gen, iPad 2 Wifi, iPhone X S Max, iPhone 6s, iPhone 5c, iPad Air Cellular, iPad Seventh Gen Cellular, iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 8, iPad Pro Fourth Gen, iPhone 6 Plus, iPad Air 2, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone 1 1 Pro, iPod Touch Fifth Gen, iPad Mini 5 Cellular, iPad Fourth Gen, iPad 8 1 2, iPad 7 6, iPad Pro Second Gen Cellular, iPad 8 3 4, iPad Pro Fourth Gen Cellular, iPad Air, iPad Pro, iPad 7 3, iPad Air 3 Cellular, iPad Mini 4G, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch Sixth Gen, iPad 2 3G, iPad 8 7 8, iPad Mini 3 Cellular, iPad Fourth Gen 4G, iPad 6 1 1, iPad Mini Retina, iPhone X, iPhone 1 1, iPad Pro Cellular, iPad Mini 4, iPhone 6, iPad 6 1 2, iPad Mini 4 Cellular, iPhone 7 Plus, iPad Mini 5, iPhone 5s, iPad 7 5, iPad Pro 9.7 Cellular, iPad 7 1, iPad 7 2, iPhone X S, iPad Air 3, iPad 7 4, iPad 8 5 6, iPad Third Gen, iPad Third Gen 4G, iPhone 5, iPhone SE, iPhone 1 1 Pro Max, iPad Air 2 Cellular, iPad Seventh Gen, iPad Mini, iPad Mini 3, iPod Touch Seventh Gen, iPhone SE Second Gen

System requirements for Android

5.0 and up

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, XP
  • Processor: 1.0 GHz
  • Memory: 128 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 128 MB
  • Storage: 5 MB available space

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: 10.10
  • Processor: 1.0 GHz
  • Memory: 128 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 128 MB
  • Storage: 5 MB available space
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Last Modified: Sep 10, 2020

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