Grav Blazer reviews

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Microsoft from Russian
Grav Blazer-Shmup amateur, miserable. The Essence-flies round a crap with holes, type gnawed by my dog plates for Frisbee, in the middle of dark depths of space, and nightmares of local design of interface. Flies that are characteristic until they get knocked. However, not for the game, the fecal mass was made, but for the sake of the only achievement for the start. However, as in other "masterpieces" of this developer. As a result: 1 achievement, one start, one minute of play, one removal. Another trash at the robbery. 2 holes in a plate for frisbee of 10 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1126193393 P. S: Other reviews, on what is worth bypassing, you can read here-Reviews Trash Dump. If you liked the review, put it like, add friends, and subscribe to the group. ;)
Translated by
Microsoft from Italian
I STATE that, initially, I was not very willing to write a review on this game, either because I'm not very skilled and good at writing them, and, above all, because I did not want to waste part of my precious time to review such a... Obscenity: Because yes, this game is totally OBSCENE (without wishing, however, so, insult the eventual team that developed it)! Then I saw that no Italian had ever written anything about that "game", and therefore, I said to myself: "I must do it, absolutely, to avoid someone else buying such havoc." As For the genre, you just need to know that it is an "arcade space shooter", which I do not translate because it would be embarrassing for both me and all of you. The rest, although the only language available is English, is easily understood without having to translate it; Besides that it would not be worth it, I assure you! PRO:-100% achievability of achievements without the slightest effort, since you just start the game for the first time, which, the only available achievement, will be automatically acquired. Cons:-Obscene graphics: No slightest graphic effort: your spaceship is a meaningless circular opprobrium, while enemy space vessels change in the first levels, but then always remain, and I always say the same. Long Live the fantasy!; -No Plot: I understand, sometimes certain games do not need it to be enjoyed, but when one is already starting rather ugly, at least a plot, to make you understand something or anyway to give a little more thrill and purpose to the game, it would not hurt , I say; -Repetitive and boring to die; -Too expensive, if, of course, bought at full price. I bought it just right because I had a discount and I paid, therefore, a few cents, but I swear to you: not even worth so few; -Absence of trading cards; -Few achievements. MORAL FINAL: I understand that perhaps, for a game of this kind, I criticized points, above which, perhaps, you might even overdo it, because it does not... Fundamental, but a game so OBSCENE, I wonder why it is still in the STEAM store. Then For goodness sake, De Gustibus... However, to conclude, game to buy only if a few cents, if you are the maniacs of achievement and their obtaining at 100%, otherwise, get away from this page and NOT EVEN BOUGHT UNDER TORTURE!
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