green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
About
Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.
Features
- Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
- Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
- Raunchy humor.
- Edgy advice.
- Knowledgeable green ogre.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.
System requirements for Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu / SteamOS
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Linux and SteamOS users I got u too
Recommended:
System requirements for macOS
Minimum:
- OS: Mac OS X 10.6-10.14
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Mac users I got u
Recommended:
System requirements for PC
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Anyone can prob run this game tbh
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system