Gym. Tan. Mystery

Welcome to 2010. You’re the new producer for the smash hit MTV show The Jersey Shore.  Someone is UNTANNING the famously tan case - but who? 

The shocking answer may change the course of history. The future of humanity rests on your shoulders. Will you catch the un-tanner while producing the most transformative reality TV show event ever?  Or will you fail and doom us all? 

CW: Misogyny, classism, 2010isms, Italian Stereotypes 

Features: 

• Hyper-realistic renditions of your favorite Jersey Shore locations
• Deep lore from the shore
• Fully non-voiced
• Unexplained time travel
• Social commentary
• Sallyann Salsano

Fair Use Disclaimer: I don't own any of this. I'm just a girl who loves the Jersey Shore

Health Warning: Tanning is really not good for you but i support your choice to do what you want with your body.