"The Stanley Parable/Portal of soccer VR games or something" -Destructoid
"While it won't win game of the year," - Common Sense Media

Escape from prison by heading soccer balls (and other things). Actually it's not a prison, it's The Football Improvement Centre. Maybe escape is too strong a word. You need to graduate. Yes, yes... graduate. Enjoy your stay!Features

Single player story campaign with over 40 levels
Local Party Mode with up to 6 player pass and play
Actual video game (5-7 hour campaign)
NEW FOR PC - Practice Zone
NEW FOR PC - Stadium Level
NEW FOR PC - NO HANDS SUPPORT
Learn The Proper Heading Motion™ from Robert
Head garbage bags and be a good helper
Be a psychiatrist
Head Explosive Balls (verified safe)
Earn a visit to The Indoor Training Zone
Meet Carl
Don't actually meet Carl
Beat The Keeper
Literally Destroy The Keeper
Attack A Giant Monkey
Head Knife Balls... carefully.
Head Dart Balls... also carefully.
Head Beach Balls without worry!
Decorate your Football Improvement Centre Single Occupancy Residence
Graduate and Return To Your Club
I Can't Let You Leave

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