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You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump.

Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs!

I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth.

Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff!

Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte.

You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes?

Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone.

Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way.

Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies!

Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain…

Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y…

If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude….