Hot Candy Land

Time to inject some excitement, sex appeal and humour into your gaming! It's time to say goodbye to shining gems, cutesy gardens, ageing dragons and tedious quests. Say hello to double-D measurements, triple-X ratings, bombshell actresses, and a healthy dose of adult humour!

Build an adult empire! - Become the greatest pimp Pornwood's ever seen by taking to the streets and bringing a world of hurt to your competition. Claim their patch and their girls. Invest in real estate to ensure all those lonely sailors, “handy”-men and pizza delivery guys get plenty of bang for their buck! But be warned: You're not the only pimp in town who wants to make it big!

- Work your way up the food chain by giving a hand or two.

- Take on the adult film industry.

- Create your real estate empire.

- Rule the streets & the red lights while you manage your team.

- Build the most powerful gang in town to protect your investments!


Warning: Gameplay contains a lot of satire & parody. Oh right, and some nudity...