HUEBERWATCHI

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FIGHT. BITE. THE JUNGLE'S RUTHLESS WILL.

THE HUEBERWATCHI.. Well, how do we describe it? It's an animal we found in a jungle, that's for certain. It's got an insatiable hunger, and a strong killing capability. It can also change the color of its skin at the blink of an eye, for more survival opportunities.

We've witnessed it running around lately, picking up meals. Peeling bugs off the ground, fighting animals bigger than it, it's kind of nuts. I don't think it understands the danger it puts itself in. We still have a lot more to learn about this animal.

And, and well- You see, the thing is-

Look, I'm a little busy alright? I'm packing, I have an expedition I gotta get to, people want to buy my discoveries, you want more info? Find out yourself. And remember: the will of the jungle is "Survival of the fittest" and all that. Whatever.