Hyposphere achievements

It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.

The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.

The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.

I prefer zeroes on the loose to those lined up behind a cipher.

Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

So if a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics; for in demonstrations, if his wit be called away never so little, he must begin again.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting.