I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling achievements

33.33%

Collect All Crate Items

Uncommon...just like you (and your credit card)

40.58%

Collect All Cardboard Box Items

Meh

47.83%

Collect All Trash Items

That's okay. It's what's on the inside that counts

86.96%

Sell 1 Epic

Cha-ching!

89.86%

Sell 1 Legendary

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man

91.30%

Sell 1 Rare

Mo money, mo problems...

91.30%

Sell 1 Trash

Hot garbage

92.75%

Collect 1 Epic

Doesn’t this feel good?...Buy more boxes!

94.20%

Sell 1 Uncommon

Dolla dolla bills, y'all

94.20%

Equip A Skin

Moisturize Me!

94.20%

Collect 1 Legendary

Wha! Legendary!!!!

95.65%

Collect 1 Common

A common man marvels at uncommon things. A wise man marvels at the commonplace