I'll Make My Own Gallery!

Well, if I can't be allowed to cram fifty people into a tiny room to drink three dollar wine and stare at the walls, then I'll make my own art gallery! And It'll have blackjack and hookers! Enter this virtual gallery to experience REAL ART and talk to RANDOMLY SPAWNED WEIRDOS.

"Look, an Actual Dumpster Fire". Digital screenshot. 868 x 486 pixels. Fall 2020.

"High Quality Snacks" . Digital screenshot. 780 x 465 pixels. Fall 2020.

"Oh My God It Moves" . Digital screenshot. Many pixels. Fall 2020.

• A walking simulator for everyone who is missing the bit of pretentious nonsense that their lives used to have. Mostly just a concept test for replacing in-person art gallery receptions without having to pay for an online service.

• Runs until you get tired of it. (Approximately 5 minutes. Or less!)

HOW TO PLAY

Look around with the mouse! Use WASD to move! Look at things and click on them! Click some more! Wow!

FEATURES

-Eat Snacks!

-Incredibly janky!

-One whole room!

-Talk to weirdos!

-Light a trash fire!

-AND MORE!

Mac support coming eventually.