In the name of the Board

In the Name of the BOARD

Skate your way to ablution and ascend to Sainthood on your trusty Saintboard, Establish a Monopsony in the Stained-Glass Market, and do Sick Kickflips!


Help Father Radikalus do sick flips on his grand quest to become the patron saint of skaters, with breath taking features including (but not limited to):
Skateboarding Priests!
Grappling Hooks!
Shatterable Glass!
Game length scales with skill, up to several hours of fun!
Button inputs that vaguely correspond to things happening on screen!
Several Levels, GUARANTEED to exist!
Sometimes it plays sounds when characters do things (and sometimes when they don't!)
Psalm 1:1 of the Book of Controls Thou hast been granted A and D keys, so that now ye may LEAN to the LEFT and RIGHT Graspeth thine Mouse and CLICKeth LEFT, and thou shalt GRAPPLE CLICKest thou RIGHT, and thou shalt SWING