Incompatible Fusion Machine

This game is a sequel to Vanlen Poison Forest, so the game will make a little more sense if you play it first.  Also don't play this game if you're under 18 because there's dirty curse words.

SOMEBODY *cough* Amy *cough* stole an ANCIENT ARTIFACT and alerted the GODDAMN ALIENS to all of the magic locations on planet Earth. Now it's up to SOMEBODY *cough* Amy *cough* to fix it so that the ALIENS don't KIDNAP ALL MAGIC HUMANS AND EXPERIMENT ON THEM.

Why did you do it Amy?

WHY!?