Jack and Jerk: Off The Game ∞

WARNING: 

Make sure to play Jack and Jerk: Off The Game 1 and 2 before diving into the third instalment. You have been warned... https://mint-water.itch.io/jack-and-jerk https://mint-water.itch.io/jack-and-jerk-off-the-game-2

DESCRIPTION:

This is the scariest game ever made, not even the first or second games can compare to the horror that is Jack and Jerk: Off The Game ∞. and it is guaranteed that anyone who plays this will be all like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. It is that scary. Now, you might be asking, "Why does this game have a ∞ in it's title instead of a 3?" To answer that, this new instalment in the Jack and Jerk: Off The Game cinematic universe has an INFINITELY LARGE MAP. THAT IS RIGHT, THIS NEW MAP IS LARGER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER GAMES SO IT IS FOR SURE GONNA MAKE YOU GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WITH THE SCARY THINGS YOU WILL ENCOUNTER... Additionally, this game is 8D. That's right, we skipped 7D and went for 8D to blow everyone's minds! And, here's my final warning to you if the first one wasn't menacing enough... If you stumble upon this game page and download the game and play it, then Jack, Jerk, and their new friends will hide in your stove and while you're cooking they will go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH which will make you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and make the whole neighborhood go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH after you BURN IT ALL DOWN ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME. You have been warned... Speaking of new friends, let me get you acquainted with the characters:

Jack

Jack is one of the main characters of the game, he likes taking care of footballs and throwing orphans.

Jerk

Jerk is Jack's older brother and is also one of the main characters of the game. After the events of the second game, he became super duper strong and he now eats nails for breakfast every single day.

Master

Master is the brains of the group and is banned in several countries for drug trafficking. He also has a twin brother named Bait.

Bait

Bait is the twin brother of Master and isn't too much help for the group. He is only involved because he is a loyal accomplice to Master's crimes.

Come

Come is a very special character for the fact he can say all 50 of the United States and their capitals in a fraction of a second. Other than that, he eats tissue boxes and lotion.

Sin

Sin is against what everyone is doing and is a firm believer that all ghosts should have a second chance. Also, Sin will outlive all of you despite being born around the 4th century.

Bert

Nobody knows who Bert is or how he even joined the group in the first place, he just showed up one day and no one questioned it. Bert is estimated to be born doing the formation of the universe but that was just an estimation done by Master.

Credits:

• The original concept: https://itch.io/profile/sebi-tv
• Coding/Ideas/Character designer: https://itch.io/profile/ntsc270
• Coding: https://coolingtool.itch.io/ (I still wonder how this man codes in his sleep)
• Character namer: ME!!!! (I DIDN'T MAKE THE GAME YOU LUNITIC , I'M JUST THE PUBLISHER)

What are you waiting for you goober, download the game right now!