JET HERO | 杰特英雄 | 傑特英雄

If There is no God, then who invented this game...... Probably a person who has a lot of free, unnecessary time. Now it has become fashionable and is considered for the huge achievement, to make the game, to penetrate through 9 fatty circles of Gabe and to throw out the child on public display, not forgetting at the same time to stick the label "INDIE GAME". Steam is teeming with second-rate rubbish at a penny price and very often in all this swamp it is hard to find something really usable. Since The majority of this slag boils down to the ability to manipulate the texture which is crooked trimmed in Photoshop. In This case, now I write about such a piece of decorated cardboard, at a penny price with the possibility of donation and purchase of bandits. It is clear that all this is suitable only for pharma cards, any of us received some broken coupon with a discount, the first thing is thinking-about, cards are, the game for 20 rubles, burn a discount, buy, farm, Apnu lval... MB is also a good icon will be or at least smilies on the extreme. In relation to this "cardboard" it all In vain. After This masterpiece I started to monitor sites with showcases and trading platforms more carefully. • The PLOT is Too loud a word. He's not there. Well at least there are characters in the style of a Bull with buckets in his hands and a minigan behind his back, a Unicorn in a fish-mobile, a Goat with a hole in which a penguin sits with a match, etc. Is It all a rofl? With a sense of humor I always was good, but in this zalype I even did not see a drop of funny. • GAMEPLAY In General All this game in the main roles, moves on the map forward, pressing the left mouse button... As if on a Jetpaka, pressing on the right of the hero crashes something on the similarity of banks (well, like a bullet, understood yes?). Collect stars, fly forward from point A to B, you can not back, trying not to get into the enemy olive. Sadly, bored, and the characters are seizing in some places. For the stars in the in-game store we can upgrade our Svino-dog in a bowl of banana in the eye and buy a new bastard. It is Worth all this is very expensive and here comes to the revenue attached to the slave "Donat". But, leaning in the files of the game and editing the INI file, you can add to yourself Nevebicheckoe the number of these stars, to farm Acachivki, cards and throw away this trash with the subsequent appeal in those support of full-fledged drinking of this slag from your library . Achievements are accrued to you after you exit the game... Or after some time, but not at once. • SOUND turned Off at the beginning of the game, plays constantly 1 song and sounds, beeping what that Result. Cards are 15 pieces, sometimes fall, sometimes do not fall. Prices, 6 ru. For a card sometimes pops up something for 3 shirts. It is not profitable in general. All these "developers" are time to make squat on the bottle equal to the price of the number of times. So it would be less rubbish... Or vice versa, the whole of Stim would be iridescent with the colors of sexual minorities. Although, like not cool, still pidapacty. Just kidding..