Joey Wamone's Normal Bedtime Routine That Is Absolutely Not A Recurring Tooth Decay Nightmare

thank god that horrible dream is over. i feel like i have to brush my teeth now though...

for The Way It Was Meant To Be Played, download the windows version.

this may have lag problems if you play in browser, i had better results in chrome than in firefox.
the lag slightly ruins the comic timing, and may make the game slightly more annoying to play than intended.
i'm not going to fix these problems, i am too busy writing punk songs where i say "oh no" instead of "oh yeah".
content warnings
teeth falling out, cartoon blood and bones.
if you would prefer not to see teeth, type in "dentist" to toggle burger mode.
if you do it before walking to the sink you will avoid the close up shot of teeth falling out.

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By Joey Wamone,
Special thanks to Princess Pickle and You Dealt Me Psychic Damage for playtesting.