Kaiju Kite Attack

OH MY KAIJU!!! IT'S...KAIJU!!! KAIJU KITE ATTACK!!! Get your kite in the sky now! The Kaiju are coming to town to burn it down. Save your Meemaw! Save the universe! FLY OR DIE!

Features:

• FLY OR DIE! Non-stop kite-flying, Kaiju-fighting, side-scrolling action
  
• Look out for interstellar Kaiju invasions! Protect your kite, and it may save your feeble life from the claws and jaws of the towering beast's attacks
  
• State-of-the-art, kite-flying physics and controls engineered to accurately and precisely simulate an actual, real-life kite-flying, Kaiju attack
  
• Procedurally generated platforming, ensuring each and every platform you land on is one ripped from the grip of random chaos incarnate
  
• Unimaginable and unending worlds to explore (actually there's 6)
  
• ???bit, 2d graphics that suggest your old busted ATARI and dusty NES were crossing wires out in the garage
  
• 8 bit original chiptune soundtrack, produced for an optimal kite-flying experience
  
• Save the Universe! You just might UNLOCK more secret high-flying action
  
• An existential vacation on a technicolor kite! Avenge your Meemaw, and find your inner Nino!
  
• Programming, art, music, and magic summoned by a Pan-dimensional rabbit