Knock Knock simulator

ENJOY THE THRILLING JOY OF GETTING ANNOYED BY A JOKER

DO YOU LIKE GAMES BUT HATE BEING ALIVE?!

WELL GOOD GOLLY FUCK I HAVE'A GREAT GAME FOR YOU! ITS 2006'S BEST HIT: KNOCK KNOCK SIMULATOR!

ENJOY THE THRILLING JOY OF PURGATORY!

FEATURES:

-HIGH QUALITY GRAPHICS*

-EPIC STORY*

-AMAZING CONTROLS*

*all of the statements are false

SO WAIT NO LONGER FOR THE GAME OF THE SEASON!

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

IF YOU PAY OUR MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION OF $200/MONTH , YOU GET NOTHING! LITERALY!

PLAY NOW!

NOTE: this game is satire and is meant to be a joke. please do not harm me. and if you are unable to play the game because of technical reasons, please tell me via the comment section and i will attempt to fix it as soon as i can.

Song in the game:

enjoy.