Life in the Crow House with Jonathan

(PC only --- Requires keyboard input and probably other stuff)

SpaceBegin game from title screen
Interact (with crows or objects)
Advance text
WASDControl Jonathan's movements
FToggle Fullscreen/ or ?Summon or dismiss helper daemonMActivate or halt Music control kernel

Prepare to experience the ultimate form of modern reality TV: Life in the Crow House with Jonathan! Live the life of Jonathan Off Road Rules Season Five Northern Trail as he tries to survive in a house filled with crows. Features:

• Actually safe for work and nonthreatening Nintendo game
  
• 17 (?) fully animated crow personalities
• Jonathan
• A commemorative plate (with his face on it)
• Secret Mystery Zone
• Unambiguous ending

A Boston's Favorite Son fan experience. (NSFW podcast)

Cover art by Jonathan himself.