Lilith wants to buy your soul (itch)

I'm a demon named Lilith. I used to haunt books, oujia boards, and telephone lines, but now I spend my time traveling the internet, looking for people like you. 

Can we talk? Together we can... 

• Take a thoughtful, engaging, personality test 
• Find the value of your soul, in dollars (I made a nice certificate!)
• Discuss demon lore (though I'm really an imp)

I promise it'll be ten minutes of questions and fun!  

I mean, it's not like I really want you to talk to me or anything like that... but if you just happened to want to speak to me, someone who definitely isn't lonely, then I think that could be nice.

Got it?  Then let's begin.