Lonely Astronaut achievements

Life is usually like golf: You wanna die the fewest times possible. You seem to have taken a different approach. Score 10,000 points.

Romilly won't be happy when you get back late.

You're gamma ray bursting with love!

You are a leaf on the wind.

Why is the existential dread always gone?

Your empty sockets fill forever with tears. You cannot stop. There is no end. You've got a sick score though, so that's cool. Score 1,000,000 points.

Imagine the trillions you've killed already! Imploding the lifeblood of the Universe means nothing! Everyone is a huge fan. <3 Score 250,000 points.

Like a saltine, but Earthier.

You are become Dead, Destroyer of Worlds.

They lose, and you win! But you're dead though. So not really. Score 50,000 points.

Hard to be pro-life as a skeleton.

You're a skelly, Tom! Score 1000 points.