Lorelei and the Laser Eyes achievements

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The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month

Awarded for plentiful use of our services.

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Strigiformes Award for Best Listener

Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.

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Tail Wagging Society Prize

Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.

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The True American Award

Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.

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Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi

Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.

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Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize

Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.

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Super Gamer of the Month

Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.

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Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)

Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.