Machine Hunt achievements

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

Honor is a fool’s prize

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