Mad Driver reviews

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"Mad Driver" is a little mini skill game. In only 15 Levels, it is important to take our Car to a Destination point from a Top-down Perspective, preferably without travelling anywhere. Standing In Our way not only Limitations, but also Nail Boards, exploding Barrels, banana skins or Potholes, in which we sink completely. In addition, you can collect three Coins per Level, but they do not do anything at all and are placed in the later Levels in such a way that we have to damage our Car in order to reach them. With the Arrow Keys we move our Car, which moves more like a weirdly Flummi. Especially when you are doted where, our red Cucumber reacts anoeice. This input method has nothing to do with moving a Vehicle, but rather a patience game that Autoskins got. If you don't think you're collecting all The coins that don't bring anything as I said, you're easily through in 10 Minutes. 10 Minutes that no one brings back. Lost Time that could have been spent with something Better. For example, repetaining and Closing a Jam glass, which is clearly a more entertaining Process than playing this Game. The Whole Thing Also has little to do with skill, it's more about Patience. Even in real Life, Whoever is interested in bugging a dew Into a Needle'S eye may be something for this Game. Everyone else should leave their Fingers off it. Rating: 52 Atmosphere-/10 Story 2,500 10 Graphics 2,000Sound 2/10 game Mechanics 2/10 Balancing 2,10 game fun conclusion: Driven against the Wall. +% Overall
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Microsoft from Russian
This Review is presented as a short description of the game with the enclosed joke. A Lot of writing about these games is pointless, and you can at least be able to smile About the game: Simulator Valet, who as twins brothers came out on mobile platforms and a few of which looked and in the steam. Before us quite an evil representative valet, because it is unrealistic to just take and deliver the car to the finish line, along the way will lie obstacles that can not be done. We will crash, slide and to the finish to deliver a tin, not a car. Pleased convenient control machine that in similar games usually do in one place... There are More achievements, which are obtained simply for the passage of all levels (regardless of the stars). In General, you can play, if you have nothing to do... Anecdote: Sitting on a Saturday morning family, having breakfast... Suddenly, adults desire sexual play, they quickly flipped... The Wife immediately rises from the table and says:-Something my appetite is gone, I will not eat. And climbs to the second floor, to the bedroom. The Husband quickly got up, jumped up and also ran into the bedroom. The Children will not understand what is happening to their parents... The Elder says to the youngest:-Come on, go to the second floor, look what's there. Jr. Rises, then comes back jogging, sits down at the table and starts quickly-quickly eat. The Elder asks:-What happened, why are you eating so fast? -Upstairs, those who do not eat, papa in% Opu e @ et... Afternews: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer/discussions/3/1368380934274288584/-Here you can see other reviews-jokes. http://store.steampowered.com/curator/8114152/-Subscribe to me as a curator and get a plus to karma.
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