Mall Kids: The NC Mall

In the time playing Mall Kids the wonderfully stupid people of my friend groups main  Discord server have in their two sessions created a mall with its own unique and potentially horrifying lore. 

I felt it was only right to write it up as its own scenario and subject you to our idea of funny.

The NC Mall is in some ways a normal mall in Mall Kids. In that it tightrope walks the line between mundane tweenage drama, and incomprehensible horrors that man cannot begin to comprehend. From a particularly enthused mall cop, a restaurant that should not exist, and many many legal documents you need to sign should something anomalous happen. The NC mall takes elements of Eldritch Horror, the Cthulhu Mythos, various fandom material, and a background of D&D knowledge, and treats it with the same respect it treats the tweenage drama. (Which is to say very little and also with extreme angst) 

Feel free to have you and your players come up with funny joke things NC can stand for. I can assure you, it is not going to be the biggest question you walk away with. 

(Requires the Game: Mall Kids to play!) 

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