Masseuse You Loose

What good are these hands? You have yet to understand your purpose; but you can be sure Dr. Masseuse, The Shiatsu Shitzu genie trapped in the catacombs of chronic back pain, will lead you to destiny. No spinal stenosis or radiculopathy will stop your pursuit of eternity. Masseuse has promised to set your heart loose - but what about your soul?