Master of Dumb

NOTE: Incomplete. I was trying to get a random idea generator API working with Construct 3 and utterly failed. Anyway here's the game so far.

Congratulations! You're exceptionally talented at coming up with dumb ideas. You've been hired by Froogle.com to pick out only the dumbest ideas for this massive corporation to pursue. ONLY THE DUMBEST IDEAS WILL BE EXECUTED