Meat-Shield: Wanted

Play as a celebrity bodyguard and protect the person and image of young billionaire 'Jeremiah Connors', helping him to become the most famous person in the world! Follow Jeremiah in this comedic text-based adventure and help him advance his celebrity career while avoiding cancellation at all costs! Join him as he becomes a rock-star, a comedian and even... a king?! As well as many other career paths!

You're decisions during the game's specific scenarios, made quickly under pressure, will determine and influence how Jeremiah's quest will progress! Will you make him more popular, less popular or neither? How will people react online to you punching a guy in the face? How will they react to you not punching a guy in the face? How about when Jeremiah makes a joke? The lines between what is considered a 'right' or 'wrong' choice are completely blurred, making your navigation through this world far more difficult than perhaps first thought?

This goofy and over-the-top Twine game satirizes modern day celebrity and online culture, challenging the notion of 'political correctness' to its core.