Mondrian - Abstraction in Beauty achievements

Show me your moves!

Booker! Catch!

A bomb has been planted at the base.

You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life.

Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.

A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.

What're you buyin'?

This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles."

If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.

Please insert Disk 2.

Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!

Toasty!