MOUTHOLE achievements

You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal.

Nothing comes between you and something.

Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon.

Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness.

You went to sleep on the floor.

You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you.

The more you see, the less you know. Your cursor strayed from the screen.

You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din.

Nnyerrrhrr.

You played a familiar melody.

You purported too purposefully, and into the wrong personnel. Be more careful next time, kid.

Some mornings you just have to. Don't worry. Really, it's okay.