My Champion Oliver

What a disaster!

Noone is a match against the gorillas. As you watch Your teammates getting sent one by one to the infirmary, coach BerNAr tapO turns to You.

"Hey what's your name on the bench, you're up".

"Name's oliver, coach. But I don't play football.

I'm just here to carry towels for the other players."

"well towel boy, if we don't win this one, you'll be out of a job.

Get your ass on the field, and don't quit on me now! I only got one player!"