Nicolay's Adventure reviews

Um ... "Nicolay's Adventure" Is a ... Nothing. A single big Nothing. No, a little Nothingness. A very small Nothingness. A tiny Nothingness. We're in an RPG maker something. In a City where almost every Path is blocked. The few People have a mostly monosyllabic Language treasure. We go home, go to the Basement, an Opponent appears, we blow on it once, end the Game. Not that we lost, no. That's it. end. used to express the starting point of a movement. Over. And that after three Minutes. Nicolay's Adventure is not a Game, it's not a Joke, it's not a Parody. It is nothing more than a cash grab to make Money with the Profit Share in the Trading Of Collectible cards. That such a thing can exist on Steam is beyond embarrassing. Nicolay's Adventure has no History, no Gameplay, no Style, consists of nothing Of its own, and is a direct Slap in the Face to every Gamer. The self-named "Developers" "Digital Homicide," made famous by outrageous ineptitude, seem to have found a fitting and more than worthy Successor in this "Developer studio." Rating: 0/10 Atmosphere 0/10 Story 0/10 Graphic 0/10 Sound 0/10 Game Mechanics 0/10 Balancing 0/10 Game Pass Conclusion: Unfathomable. 0/10 Overall Rating

Having launched this story, I have included the power of my imagination and presented such a scenario: returning our almighty hero after the victorious Wanderings home and discovers that the Pivushka closed. Your... Ah, yes, even the Demons have seized the village, the native hut burned turned into a horticultural base, and the residents were knocked tongues and drove into the pens graze horses. At night, the horses turn into bats-vampires and begin to suck blood from the inhabitants-this can explain the number of graves that dot the considerable part of the available territory. So go ahead, Hero! Go down to the cellar of the house of fruit and vegetable base and defeat the main demon with one blow before sunset! Okay, now seriously. This is the first "RPG" I've been through in 15 minutes. During this time I have managed to climb in each slit, "to communicate" with all the oncoming, enough to admire the Zagonami, in which as ants crawl cloned horses, read all the inscriptions on tombstones and at the same time kill one swoop "final Boss". Not really, if you are tired of hardcore games that put you in uncomfortable poses, then this Masterpiece is for you. Here, any Vasya Pupkin can feel like a great hero, carrying the minotaur with a light movement of the hand. Well, if more serious, it's just a neodelka on the RPG-maker, using some unknown witchcraft leaked into the steam. If you are looking for a good rolevushka-pass by, because it is not a game even, but just a simulator walk. A Tiny location, barricaded in the docks of the NPCs, most of which do not say anything (and if they say that it is better to be silent), dialogues on the Inglische, the interface on the Russian. The Main menu is generally hochma. So once again I warn: there is nothing to play here. I took the discount purely out of curiosity. He Glabested, laughed, knocked out the cards and went on. P.S. Open the pivvku, Iroda!