No Escape Saga

"A story as old as civilization itself... What you are about to experience is the result of over 18 years of grueling research on one of History's most elusive GameToy titles. I have attempted here to faithfully recreate the experience as it was intended- salvaging interviews, screenshots, and promotional videos from Nindendy Power- to give the most complete simulation of this masterwork as can be done with modern technology I hope some enjoy it- and more are moved by it. What started as a hobby has become a life-changing opportunity to enlighten the gamers of the world, and I think this is it. Thank you."

DR. ELIZABETH DEADMAN, ESQ.