No Violence, Please!

A local two-player fighting game where fighting is not allowed.   Surely there must be a way to win despite this.

Player 1 controls: a,d to move left and right, w to jump, e to dash (hold left or right and tap e to dash)

Player 2 controls: arrow left, right to move left and right, up arrow to jump, space to dash (hold left or right and tap space to dash)