Noah's disregard for dinosaurs
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It is said one day God sent a flood to kill every living being but some chosen ones.
Noah was to build an ark and save a couple of each animal species from destruction. Being a chosen one himself, his family and animals would begin Earth anew.
Unfortunately, Noah did not embark any dinosaurs on his salvation ark.
You are a dinosaur that is very interested in surviving AND having a few harsh words with The Maker about this absurd flooding-the-world idea.
Also, you have a colorful umbrella. Very stylish.