Non-Descript Rodent RPG

Play as Fast Eddy the Groundhog (or something).

Build up momentum, and run into the enemies weak spots to deal damage.

Collect silver hoop earrings to spend in shop later (there is no shop). Get them as fast as you can to fuel your special moves. But don't get hit or you'll drop them all over the ground.

Defeated enemies turn into friendly woodland creatures that need to be rescued before their former comrades deal with them. Picking them up will net you a reward.

Bash all those lame-wad baddies, gather up what treasure you can and make it out of danger in no time flat to rake in the rewards.